Quotes

Because I can not think of anything interesting on my own :-)

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -- Douglas Adams


I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error. -- Dennis Miller

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. -- Jerome K Jerome

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Martin

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. -- Steven Wright

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. -- Samuel Palmer

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton

I find most of these waaaay to amusing...I better go to bed :-)